Romain Rodier

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We are a group of Google alumni and current Googlers who have come together to help each other advance our ambitions in the startup ecosystem. The Xoogler.co community consists of startup founders, early team members, angel investors, VCs, and mentors.

Payment and investment options that grow your savings and make you proud of the world your money supports. Accounts that simplify the management of your daily finances. Not bad, right?

Romane, Lou, Camille & Co.: The Chaos Management Consortium Mission Statement: To explore the outer limits of parental patience while simultaneously discovering the true meaning of unconditional love (and where the remote went). Our Core Competencies: ➤ Snack Engineering & Applied Crumble Dynamics: We specialize in the rapid creation and even faster dispersal of snack-related debris. Expert-level negotiation for preferred snack types is a daily occurrence. ➤ Advanced Toy Distribution & Retrieval: We excel at the strategic deployment and subsequent frantic recovery of toys scattered across a wide radius. Lost toys are located with the tenacity of a bloodhound, especially if said toy is a beloved stuffed animal. ➤ Experimental Sound Design & Vocal Performance: Our team is highly skilled in the creation of a vast soundscape, ranging from ear-splitting shrieks of joy to the nuanced art of the dramatic bedtime story. We also pride ourselves on our ability to create unique sound effects using household objects. ➤ Tactical Diaper Disposal & Containment: We are experts in the art of swift and efficient diaper change, with a strong focus on minimizing collateral damage. ➤ Physical Activity & Gravity Testing: We specialize in the exploration of vertical and horizontal movement, with a particular focus on climbing, jumping, and the scientific investigation of gravitys effects on various household surfaces. ➤ Emotional Support & Unconditional Love Deployment: We provide unlimited hugs, expert-level cuddles, and the ability to detect and respond to even the subtlest emotional needs. We are also highly skilled at the creation of abstract art using any and all available surfaces. Disclaimer: Occasional meltdowns, spontaneous dance parties, and the inexplicable disappearance of small objects are considered standard operating procedure.