Jared Polites

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📍 United States🔄 Updated September 2026💼 2 investments📅 3 years investing🗓 Last invested Jan 2024
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2023
Coffee is “wakeup technology” that has not materially improved in 1,500 years. We are changing that. 50% of Americans have a gene variant that makes metabolizing caffeine difficult, causing jitters, bloating, and stomach problems. Most people shrug their shoulders and say, “Welp, that’s coffee.” Instead of shoulder shrugging, we’ve developed a priority blend of coffee, functional mushrooms, collagen protein, and nootropics to promote focus, energy, immunity, and gut health. No crash. No B.S. We’ve served 1,000,000 customers in the past 3 years. There are 150,000,000 coffee drinkers left. We’re less than 2% done. Come join us for the remaining 98%. We offer an alternative to normal coffee and stimulants. We are the first mushroom company to combine functional mushrooms, collagen protein and nootropics to activate your DOSE (Dopamine, Oxytocin, Serotonin & Endorphins).
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2023
Coffee is “wakeup technology” that has not materially improved in 1,500 years. We are changing that. 50% of Americans have a gene variant that makes metabolizing caffeine difficult, causing jitters, bloating, and stomach problems. Most people shrug their shoulders and say, “Welp, that’s coffee.” Instead of shoulder shrugging, we’ve developed a priority blend of coffee, functional mushrooms, collagen protein, and nootropics to promote focus, energy, immunity, and gut health. No crash. No B.S. We’ve served 1,000,000 customers in the past 3 years. There are 150,000,000 coffee drinkers left. We’re less than 2% done. Come join us for the remaining 98%. We offer an alternative to normal coffee and stimulants. We are the first mushroom company to combine functional mushrooms, collagen protein and nootropics to activate your DOSE (Dopamine, Oxytocin, Serotonin & Endorphins).
2021
Partner
2021
Venture investing in protocols and companies in the blockchain space, advancing the global adoption of crypto-assets.
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Partner
2018
BlockTeam Ventures is a global strategic consulting firm focused on working with worlds most promising blockchain and DLT-enabled companies. Having advised over 50 projects that have collectively raised close to $500 million to-date, BlockTeam Ventures is able to offer its clients strategic and tactical support in the areas of marketing, operations, and growth strategy.
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Intelligence Analyst
2010
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